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I have definitely been encountering a slew of assholes like the one in the above photo of a toolbag in an Infiniti (license plate 6CS for cocksucker), which was submitted by a fellow reader. These experiences definitely help me look forward to the Thanksgiving holiday, since the city completely clears out, taking a sh*tload of these bastards off our streets:
“So I’m driving to work east on San Vicente, aka the Beverly Hills Fwy, and this assbite in an Infiniti cuts in front of me, no signal, and then has to stop suddenly along with traffic in all the other lanes at a red light. He then proceeds to throw his lighted cigarette butt out the window. We proceed along for a few more blocks, and I just know that he is going to change lanes at the last minute before Pico to leapfrog past the cars in the middle lane, even though the lane he is in clearly says “left turn only.” Sure enough, he waits til the solid white line and sticks the front of his car into the next lane with his other butt blocking my car. I honk since I wanted to go left on Pico, so he hesitates an extra few seconds when the light changes to make sure I don’t get the green arrow, and at the same time he holds up the people in the middle lane. Hope this one gets COPD.”
Selfish, egotistical, apathetic, and inconsiderate. Sounds like a classic Angeleno asswipe to me.
Filed under: aggressive, car lights
I think this is a wonderful photo and I would like to nominate this Infiniti motorist for “DICK OF THE YEAR”.
I’ve been known to hop out of my car (while stopped, of course!), pick up the lit cigarette butt and toss it into the Cocksucker’s lap saying, “Here, you dropped this!” with a big smile.
OMG, Rich, I’ve done that too! The look on their face is PRICELESS!
Also, there was a lady outside of the post office that got out and flicked a butt on the ground. I waited until she went inside the post office and threw it back into her POS! I didn’t stay around for the aftermath.