L.A. Can't Drive

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There have been an inordinately large number of impatient fuc*nuts tearing up our roads lately.  Maybe their presence coincides with the Leonid meteor shower.  I wouldn’t be surprised if celestial bodies could have such an adverse effect on the fragile mind of the poor Angeleno driver.  Such primitive aggression, such primitive cognitive processes–absolutely powerless to bolts of light that will seemingly come shooting out of the ass of planet Mars.   All kidding aside, there’s no rhyme or reason to why dangerously aggressive road ragers drive the way they do.  The vindictive jackass in the black Toyota 4Runner in this photo really is riding only a couple of feet behind the SUV in front of him.  We were traveling on the 134 Fwy West near the 101, and the 4Runner changed lanes from the left a fraction of a second later than the other SUV, which was coming from the right.  As both converged in the same lane, the turd in the 4Runner was absolutely incensed that anyone had the audacity to “cut” him off and proceeded to threaten to rear-end this other driver.  We weren’t all that surprised by his behavior, since my wife saw him weaving erratically and even tailgating us for a short time before this incident occurred.  Eventually he sped off to bully other drivers on the road.  If driving is a privilege and not a right, then it should be taken away from these wielders of loaded weapons–permanently.

Filed under: aggressive, car lights, clueless, speeding, tailgating