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Wow, what a twatbag!  This was taken in the late morning on Fulton and Ventura on my way to the carwash in Sherman Oaks this past Tuesday.  Traffic was extremely light, but this impatient bitch in her 1990′s Nissan Altima threatened to rear-end me as she zoomed up behind as I was traveling south on Fulton.  She slammed her brakes and swerved a little to the side to avoid the collision, and then resigned herself to riding my bumper like some sexually frustrated fugly cougar.  When we hit Moorpark, she unabashedly used the right turn only lane as a passing lane to cut right back in front.  She then proceeded to bumper hump the car that was previously in front of me, and again she almost rear-ended this other driver when he slowed down momentarily for a dip in the road.  This brief braking motion was too much for her to handle, and she then attempted to split the single southbound lane at this point in two to pass this guy who had the audacity to drive like a sane human being.  The kicker is when we hit Ventura, and she just blew the red light, right behind the blue sedan in the photo, as she made her right turn–didn’t even come close to a stop.  Such shortsighted aggression is just pointless and flagrantly dangerous.  The 5 or 6 cars sharing the road at this point were all driving at a solid pace, yet she treated each immediate car in front of her as an enemy of the state.  What did she actually think she was achieving driving like a bat out of hell, road raging on essentially empty streets?  I’d hate to be anywhere near this pre-menopausal fu*knut during rush hour.

Filed under: aggressive, clueless, speeding, tailgating