L.A. Can't Drive

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This aggressive nutsack in his black Range Rover on Wilshire oozed arrogant scumbag, aside from the fact that he looked like a pathetic mid-40′s stoner, hunched behind the wheel in his white polo, mouth hanging stupidly open, and a receding hairline behind his frizzy whitish-brown curls.  I noticed him zooming down the freeway in my rearview mirror as I was exiting the 405 Fwy South at the Wilshire West exit.  Before I knew it, this asshole started riding my ass like a crack whore begging for a trick on the off-ramp.  The off-ramp at this exit has a yield sign that feeds into Wilshire Blvd.  Unfortunately, it also feeds into a lane that is about to end, so you have to time your vehicle correctly to essentially merge into 2 lanes at once, while avoiding cars exiting off the road at this point at the same time (to a park of some sort…I actually have no idea what’s there, to be honest).  Well, apparently, getting “stuck” behind me on the off-ramp was too much for this road rager to handle, since he literally gunned it–engines roaring–to accelerate out from behind me, cutting across 2 1/2 lanes, and then cutting right back in front of me (no signal, of course).  I was already accelerating pretty quickly in order to merge with cars that were racing around the bend on Wilshire at this point, so this fu*knut burned 1/2 a gallon of gas…for what?  To get to the red light at San Vicente a few seconds sooner?  I calmly cruised up behind him and snapped this photo…6GZ, or 6 jizz, if you say it aloud–probably something he does by himself every morning just to get himself going, poor lonely jackass.  Anywho, shortly after the light turned green, he continued his erratic lane changing and tailgating, indiscriminately cutting off other drivers with abandon.  Sucks to be you, dude, if you always drive with so much inhibited self-loathing.  He must not be too bright, either, since he has no idea that he’s getting nowhere fast.

Filed under: aggressive, car lights, clueless, speeding, tailgating