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These two punks in a bubble gum blue Mazda were perfect examples of the short-sighted senseless aggression we see all too often on our freeways.  We were in post morning rush hour traffic on the 405 Fwy south, and these tools were so committed with weaving in and out of cars to find the path of least resistance that they abruptly crossed over the double yellow lines into the carpool lane directly in front of an incoming car instead of waiting a mere 50 feet before the dotted white line break.  Traffic was slowing down in all southbound lanes, and the driver could’ve easily seen this by looking farther than just a few cars ahead of him.  His immediate objective was to get around the car that was directly in front of them, so he selfishly opted to make an unsafe lane change to their left rather than wait literally 2 seconds to do so legally.  In the end, I actually managed to pass right past them by driving sanely in the #2 lane.  When I looked over, I saw two nonchalant jackasses sitting in their effete-looking vehicle.  As far as they were concerned, it was “mission accomplished”.

Filed under: aggressive, car lights, observation