Half-Assed, (hell…) Total-Assed Parking Job
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OK, why are the parking jobs getting progressively worse as you get closer and closer to the Buick Rendezvous CXL? The third SUV in the distance is actually fine, but the Buick in the foreground is more than 2 feet from the curb and parked in a red zone. Listen, I know the Menchie’s around the corner (Huston St. and Laurel Canyon Blvd.) is really good, but are you honestly telling us that you couldn’t take the 30 seconds needed to park a few feet farther from the corner by a non-red section of the curb? This is also Valley Village, not Venice–parking is not scarce here. And dude, it really isn’t hard to make sure your tires are less than 18 inches from the curb–that’s a friggen foot and a half. Can you at least make a half-assed effort rather than arbitrarily shifting your ugly Buick into park in a no parking zone? It’s bloody yogurt and toppings, people!
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