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We were taking our friend who was visiting from out of town to LAX this morning and were griping about the bad drivers and poorly labeled freeway signs when this jackhole in an Infiniti G37 cut over in front of us from the #1 lane on the 405 South across double yellow lines–perfect timing.  If you see someone crossing the double yellow lines in or out of the carpool lane, chances are you have a dick on your hands who pulls stunts much worse than refusing to wait for the dotted yellow entry points into a carpool lane.  Lo and behold, after crossing in front of us, this asshole jammed it and started humping the bumper of the SUV in front of him.  Granted, the SUV could’ve been driving closer to the car in front of it even though traffic was moving at a steady 70 mph, but riding this person’s rear gets nothing accomplish.  Hell, even if the SUV weren’t there, this arrogant prick would’ve ended up riding the ass of the next vehicle you see in the distance about 10 seconds later, which is exactly what happened when there was a break in the carpool lane, and the SUV changed lanes to its right to get out of the way.  This type of short-sighted driving is so typical of these fungal spores on wheels.

Filed under: aggressive, car lights, speeding, tailgating