Moron in Blue Mustang Thinks He’s a Nascar Driver
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Audis and PT Cruisers have been on my shizz list lately, but that doesn’t mean I’ve forgotten about Mustangs. The bald poser in this tricked out dark blue Mustang on La Brea was a complete tool. First of all, he was tearing across the streets and swerving in and out of lanes like he was some kind of Nascar racer. Not only was he not signaling, but he was erratically cutting off drivers with violent jerks of his steering wheel, crossing over multiple lanes at once in more than one occasion. Furthermore, this cocky twatbag was blasting music with his windows down while weaving within his own lane, as if he were driving a warm-up lap to heat up his tires before a big race. I kid you not, he was moving side to side a couple feet each direction. Seriously, man, are you that pathetic? You’re a punk on La Brea near Hancock Park driving a Mustang, not a contestant on the Talladega Superspeedway. Talk about a delusional ego on wheels….
Filed under: aggressive, car lights, clueless, tailgating