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I’ve always said that New Jersey drivers are worse than L.A. drivers, and I still stand by that assessment.  This jackoff who looked like he was assuming the military “brace” position behind the wheel of his silver Suzuki didn’t help the cause.  Those mustard yellow Jersey plates on any car you come across are red flags for “avoid, avoid, and avoid”.  You most likely have a recent transplant whose secondary goal is to frack up our streets worse than they already are.  This punk was tailgating at 85 mph on the 605 Fwy South near the 5 Fwy interchange.  These aren’t empty county roads, moron.  You should be happy you’re actually traveling that fast in very light traffic.  Then again, what more could you expect from someone whose state flower is the K-rail and who grew up around jug handle turns?  There’s nothing more attractive in your Jersey suburbs than a friggen freeway concrete median outside your front yard.  Anyway, at least this guy was signaling.  How long do you think it’ll take before he drops that habit faster than Palin bolting from her governorship?

With that said, we hope you all have a fun-filled 4th of July weekend.  Drive safe….

Filed under: aggressive, speeding, tailgating