2009 July | L.A. Can't Drive

Moron Lady Gets on Freeway at Night with No Headlights

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter No, that’s not a ghost behind our car.  It was some Asian lady in her late 40′s, early 50′s, driving a scratched up red sedan with the license plate 4PRH***.  Nice…what a way to reinforce two negative stereotypes.  My people…good at math, suck at driving.  Gotta love it when the status [...]

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Caring About No One Else but Themselves

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Earlier today, I was driving down Verdugo when some bald jackass in pickup truck decided to create his own “right-of-way”, pulled out of a parking lot to make a left when he didn’t have clearance, and blocked traffic on the eastbound lanes.  When I honked at this piece of Burbank white [...]

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No Brains in this U-Haul

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter First off, I want to say that en route to my in-laws’ house, we saw an impatient, egocentric jackass in a light brown sedan pulling out of a strip mall parking lot by Riverside, Camarillo, and Tujunga (by Jack’s Hamburgers and the 7-11) to make a left onto Riverside.  Instead of [...]

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More Bad Parking and Bad Enforcement

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter This old Ford Taurus with a “3″ license plate likely belongs to one of the many old farts who shop at the Ralphs at Bundy and Wilshire in West L.A.  If you’re a pedestrian walking anywhere around this parking lot, watch out for these senile buggers who turn left while looking [...]

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Some Curbs Attract Bad Parkers

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter This particular “curb of arrogance” near a friend’s place in Burbank on Kling St. consistently attracts parking violators like the Mitsubishi Eclipse in this photo.  First of all, the curb is painted red up until the posted parking sign, and according to my buddy, the curb used to be red a [...]

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