2009 May | L.A. Can't Drive - Part 2

Putting on Makeup While Her SUV Is in Motion

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Here’s a submission I got a few days ago.  It’s been awhile since we’ve had a story about distracted L.A. drivers that didn’t involve cell phones: “As I was sitting in a turn lane waiting to make my turn, I noticed the lady in an SUV behind me trying to tidy [...]

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Small Egos Project Insecurities on the Freeway

Exhibit A: Exhibit B: Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter These two clowns, who were essentially driving the same way, were photographed a few minutes apart on the same commute south on the 405.  The first jerkoff in the black Jeep was just a speeding, tailgating, weaving, non-signaling git as we exited the Valley–relatively boring as bad [...]

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Porsche Cayenne Pushing 60 on Moorpark

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter How fast do you think you should be going on surface streets?  The speed limit?  Apace with the flow of traffic?  How about 60 mph during late evening rush hour?  I sh*t you not, this conceited jackass in a Porsche Cayenne Sport sped by us so fast on Moorpark in N. [...]

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Why Obey Cell Phone Laws When No One Cares?

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter As I was en route to a Dodger game tonight, I heard this girl on the radio who won a prize on KIIS FM say that she was so excited that she didn’t even hang up the phone when the cops saw her using it while driving.  Isn’t it so nice [...]

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Another Ass in an Audi

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter The driver of this Audi exhibited classic L.A. egocentric driver tendencies.  His license plate started with a 4, which means he’s likely a long time L.A. (or at least California) driver, unless the jackass bought a used car.  The story is short, sweet, and to the point.  We were merging on [...]

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