2009 April | L.A. Can't Drive ss_blog_claim=5e5ab821d1329d2eb37ef85c05213cff

Gas-Guzzling, Smog-Farting Bully

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter I’m not great at identifying cars, especially prick-mobiles.  Let’s just say it was a white pickup with 6 wheels that clearly had work done to it.  And no, folks, the truck is not on fire; rather, it actually farts smog whenever the asshole behind the wheel guns the accelerator.  This guy [...]

Inconsiderate Brunette in Honda Opts to Tailgate 18-Wheeler

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Wasn’t I just talking about the L.A. habit of tailgating big rigs?  Well this wavy-haired brunette in her mid-20′s in an old Honda with a 4 license plate was tailgating everyone in her way, myself included.  Whether or not she was a born and raised native who was driving her parent’s [...]

Here’s What You DON’T Do with a Tractor Trailer

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter The above photo is a truck that belongs to one of our regular contributors on this site.  For the most part, I’ve found drivers of big rigs to be some of the most attentive and considerate drivers on the road.  With that said, we need to understand that these babies don’t [...]

It’s Like the Cell Phone Laws Never Existed

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter With municipal funds being as tight as they are, you would think the police would do a better job citing the plethora of drivers in this town who are routinely and blatantly ignoring the hands-free and no-texting cell phone laws.  This guy in his 40′s in a light blue shirt with [...]

Black Mercedes Hit-and-Run Accident

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter The photo above is the vehicle of someone who was the victim of a hit-and-run.  If anyone has information on a late model black Mercedes with serious front-end damages driven by an African American male, please either email us here at any of our email addresses or contact the police.  The [...]