2009 March | L.A. Can't Drive ss_blog_claim=5e5ab821d1329d2eb37ef85c05213cff

More Freeway Blindness

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As sad as it seems, I’m pretty used to not seeing vehicles with their head/taillights operating at night on the surface streets.  But today, I saw an inordinately large number of morons flying on the freeways in the dark.  This photo of [...]

RV Parks in Compact Parking Space

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I laughed aloud when I got this submission the other day.  If you look closely, you can even see “COMPACT” written in the adjacent parking spaces:
“Doesn’t look very compact to me.  Takes up about 80% of the drive of the parking lot.  [...]

Jackass Wants to Be Noah and Part the Waters

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This genius in a clay-gray, shizzy Range Rover was the only prick who was stepping on the accelerator while everyone else was braking for either red lights or slowing traffic.  We took this picture on Barham in Burbank when we noticed this [...]

Excuse Me, But Does the Beetle Come with a Powder Room?

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This lady in her silver VW Beetle on the 110 Fwy South (near Chinatown) last Thursday was applying makeup by switching between a mascara applicator and an eyebrow brush in stop-and-go heavy traffic during evening rush hour.  Music was blasting out of [...]

Aggressive Driver Profiles Don’t Apply in L.A.

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Encounters on the road for the L.A. commuter is like a box of chocolates–you never know what kind of asshole you’ll get.  As much as I like to rag on Escalades, Mustangs, and Audis, it truly is a surprise for me to [...]