2009 January | L.A. Can't Drive ss_blog_claim=5e5ab821d1329d2eb37ef85c05213cff

Sneering Soon-to-Be Senior Pscyho

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter This stuck-up, shnasty-looking woman in her 50′s with permed auburn hair, hollow cheeks, and bad makeup just couldn’t stop herself from tailgating other drivers through the winding, narrow roads of Beverly Glen.  She was close enough that you could see the roots from her bad dye job in your rearview mirror.  [...]

Dangerous Driver in Black Audi Q7

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Rarely do I feel the need to call 911 to report an aggressive driver.  Drunk driving?  Of course…absolutely.  But the road-raging asshole in this photo needed to be reigned in.  The person driving this black Audi Q7 (ugh, another Audi jackass) was viciously tailgating and flashing his lights at us the [...]

Non-Signaling Camry Executes Blind Lane Changes

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter I hate the expression, “You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.”  Of course you can.  The Dog Whisperer would be the first to agree with me.  But what happens if you’re the dog?  Old habits die hard, but a near accident should at least be a wake up call that [...]

Audis Soon to Adopt the Reputation of Mustangs and Escalades

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter BMW drivers get a bad rap in this town, but I think a lot of that is due to the fact that there are just so many of them.  As a result, if someone is driving like a total ass on the road, there’s a good chance that the car is [...]

Miss Daisy on Crack, Driving Herself

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter I don’t know what it is, but the most aggressive, cocky, and illogical drivers I’ve experienced over the last week and change have been nasty-looking women in their 40′s, 50′s, and 60′s.  Now this isn’t a dig at a gender or an age group, since horrible drivers from all demographics are [...]