Jackass Uses Freeway Shoulder as Passing Lane
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This punk (wannabe, perhaps, but maybe not) has been driving long enough (license plate starts with a “4″) in L.A. in his shizzy jizzy white Ford Explorer to know not to use the shoulder of the freeway as a passing lane. We were traveling southbound on the 5 Fwy right after the 60 Fwy splits off when this cocky insecure piece of sh*t starts flying down the shoulder before cutting right back in front of us, forcing us to slam our brakes lest we rear-end this Manny Ramirez-loving man whore. Traffic wasn’t even that heavy, yet for some reason he felt he was too good to “wait in line”. He had this sh*t-eating grin on his face, too, like he was pulling a kick-ass stunt that ought to get him laid by a desperate ho trying to make quota at the nearest 7-Eleven. If that’s what you’re trying to aspire to, buddy, well let me be the first to tell you that you’re right on track.
Filed under: aggressive, car lights
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Blurbing out the license plate ain’t gonna help this piece of useless dog shizzle! That big ass “LA” on the back of his Ford Exploder and that jack ass roof rack screams out his arrogance!
Whattaprick! Odds are he doesn’t have any insurance on this POS either!
Sounds like something most east coast drivers do. Never thought that happened out here.
John, that’s a good point. I saw this happen a lot driving around NYC when I still lived there.