L.A. Can’t Drive

Idiocy Meter (average of the 2)

Asshole Meter (average of the 2)

Here’s another photo of an arrogant L.A. driver flaunting the fact that she could care less about the hands-free cell phone law.  She was driving down the narrow streets of Little Santa Monica in her BMW 328i convertible, not signaling of course….after all, how can she when she has her right hand holding a cell phone and her left on the wheel?  Clearly, the abundance of cops in this area wasn’t a deterrent for this woman.  Maybe it’s because they’re not doing anything to enforce the hands-free cell phone law.

And here’s a submission without a photo regarding a Toyota 4Runner that also happens to have a license plate that starts with a 6 and ends with a 7:

“No picture here, but I want a shout out to go to the old, wrinkled bitch in the black Toyota 4Runner with the license plate 6XXXXX7.  This pathetic piece of horse crap cut over all lanes on Newhall Ranch Road to make a right-hand turn on Bouquet Canyon Road yesterday (10/28) around 3:30pm with total disregard for everyone else on the road.  She just kept coming over, despite the LOUD horn on my 1988 Honda Accord.  This menace to road society should get an intervention from her family before it’s too late!  She had her old relic of a husband in this road monster, too.  Maybe he’ll die of fear from this woman’s driving before his 90th birthday!  What a total bitch!  I wish I had a camera to catch all of the action, but I was just trying to avoid a collision and save my ass!  Why are these old pieces of useless dog crizzle allowed to continue to operate a motor vehicle on the road with other motorists?  It’s a mystery to me!”

I would hazard a guess that she was more senile than bitchy.  The end result is still the same: an unsafe driver on the road who should have her license revoked.  And lest I hear cries of ageism, need I mention the countless posts of people of all ages and backgrounds on this blog.  I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: I don’t care if you’re 19 or 90.  If you can prove that you can drive safely with a working knowledge of traffic laws and regulations, then I don’t mind sharing the road with you.

Filed under: aggressive, car lights, cell phone, clueless, observation, senior