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Another year has gone by, and it’s another birthday party in Hollywood.  Truth be told, there are very few people for whom we would venture into Hollywood on a Saturday night.  Regardless, we actually had a pretty decent time at Kress and were on our way home on Cahuenga East when this ugly brunette ho in a baseball cap started riding our ass like a jilted hooker on the corner of Hollywood and Wilcox.  We were going above the speed limit along with the rest of traffic, but for some reason she felt the need to take bong hits off of our muffler.  We finally got a good look at this whack job when she passed us at top speed on our right when Cahuenga “finally” became 2 lanes.  Unfortunately for her, she was such in rush to get home that she forgot about the big ass pot hole directly in front of her in the right lane….whoopsie.  Karma’s a bitch, ain’t it?

Filed under: aggressive, observation, speeding, tailgating