L.A. Can't Drive

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter The sad truth about aggressive drivers like this assnut in his dark green Toyota Tacoma is that they will never learn from their mistakes.  They will always have an excuse to justify their behavior in any circumstance.  Their conceit will never permit them to look at themselves objectively, and I can [...]

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Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter How many people truly know what they’re supposed to do when they get in an auto collision?  My State Farm agent provided us with a list that tells us exactly what to do and what information to collect in the event that we are involved in an accident.  Sure, your adrenaline [...]

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Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Final game at Yankee Stadium…a lot of history, great memories.  I just had to give a shout-out to my hometown team.  Anyway, what’s the difference between aggressive drivers in the West Side and aggressive drivers in the Valley?  They tend to get uglier as you travel farther north.  The picture of [...]

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Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter As a lot of you already know, the reason why I have Asshole and Idiocy meters is because the bulk of bad drivers in L.A. are either raging dicks or pathetic morons.  Here’s one thing that drivers in both categories fiercely have in common: they act as if no one is [...]

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Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Here’s a question: what do you do when daddy buys you a brand new Mercedes C300?  How about try to trash it as quickly as possible?  This crazy co-ed was weaving impatiently all along Burton Way and Little Santa Monica, even using the right-turn-only lane as a passing lane.  There could [...]

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