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Hey, dickhead, how about this for a bright idea?  Don’t get behind the wheel if you’re angry!  Why should other people have to pay for your inability to control your emotions?  If the average Joe on any random day can succumb to road rage, it doesn’t take a genius to know that you shouldn’t be navigating a 2 to 3 ton vehicle at top speeds when you’re royally pissed off.  Well this genius in a shizzy white Camry had the bright idea to do just that.  We were in our friend’s car going north on Barham to see a buddy’s stand-up show when this angry fu*knut starts tailgating us in the right lane instead of passing.  But passing was probably the last thing on his mind, since he was yelling and bitching into his phone like a 40-something, bitter asshole in the middle of a divorce.  We caught glimpses of his argument through our windows as we actually changed lanes to our left to allow him to pass on our right rather than risk getting rear-ended by a road raging Nazi.  With a temper like that, it’s no wonder he has relationship problems.  Maybe he should start a blog and vent “on paper” rather than blow steam on the road.  Another crazy, egocentric Angeleno to worry about….

Filed under: aggressive, cell phone, clueless, tailgating