Self-Entitled Jackass Tailgates for Sport
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It doesn’t matter if traffic is moving smoothly at 75 mph in light traffic on the 5 Fwy. There’s always an assnut that needs to go faster than everyone else. Impatient drivers that weave in and out of cars don’t bother me like jackasses that feel like they have to teach other drivers some twisted lesson about how to submit to aggression. This self-entitled piece of shizzat in a BMW had to submit to some OCD-driven need to ride the asses of cars in lanes 1 thru 3, willing them to change lanes out of his path despite the fact that he consistently had ample time and opportunity to pass safely. Seriously, what sexually frustrated sadist does that? Is his penis really that small that tailgating other drivers and cutting them off without signaling actually makes him feel empowered? People like this are not only pathetic, but their sheer existence is too much of a carbon footprint for those that actually do some good in this world. Am I being a bit too severe? Perhaps, but then I can’t help but imagine how he would behave in other aspects of his life if he is governed by the ugly traits of his personality that were so clearly demonstrated on the road. And in case you’re wondering how I was witnessing all of this just by driving normally in my lane, it’s because this moron kept switching lanes behind a car that “somehow” prevented him from leapfrogging through traffic. He is further proof of why aggressive driving reaps no rewards at the bottom line.
Filed under: aggressive, car lights, clueless, speeding, tailgating
That’s the kind of stuff that makes me wish we had more CHP here in L.A. It always seens that the CHP is on those long roads to Vegas or Santa Barbara but nowhere to be seen in the major metro areas.
Maybe if so many of them were not tied up bodyguarding Arnold, Joe and Jane Public would be safer on the highways.
Ah yes, the “push and pass” technique. I’ve seen this plenty of times, where someone won’t pass you for miles, yet as soon as you move over, they gun it! Why? Usually on phone. While perhaps not the best idea, I prefer to not move, they can easily go around. One fun idea, that doesn’t cost much either, is to run the wipers! For some reason, people don’t like that one… Removes bugs and tailgaiters.
I’ll also add, this is a funny site. Sad that it is true, but funny. Reminds me much of the “Highway 17 Page of Shame” from the mid 1990′s. Google it, you might still find some of the photos, like the pile of dirt. SR-17 is the roadway from Santa Cruz to San Jose for those that are unfamiliar.
Yes, many have written to us telling us about the SR-17 site a decade ago. As for the window wipers? Great tip! That’s pretty funny…I’m going to see if that works next time.
I’ve been doing the wipers thing for years and yes it does work! I don’t do it after I wash the truck for obvious reasons. The only down side is that you’ll be buying more washer fluid but it’s only like $1.39 so it’s good clean cheap fun! (man that last part just sounds sooo wrong on many different levels!!)