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My wife and I decided to head out of town again for the weekend, hopefully leaving the bulk of the crazies on the road behind.  Apparently, we weren’t leaving fast enough.  Despite the hot exposure in this photo, it was about 7:45 p.m., and most cars on the 5 Fwy going south had their headlights on.  Not this asshole in a Ford van.  However, unlike most vehicles that drive at night without their headlights on, this guy wasn’t hard to see.  Why you ask?  Because he was bumper humping every single car in front of him, despite the fact that everyone was going 65 to 70+ in residual rush hour traffic.  So the fact that traffic was running smoother than normal wasn’t good enough for this prick.  Lo and behold, I look into my rearview mirror and see assface here sucking on my exhaust.  Talk about a horny redneck looking for a goat to fu*k.  Whatever.  In fact, shortly after my wife took this photo, we saw him weave around us and then proceed to tailgate drivers both in the #1 and #2 lanes of traffic….no signals, no headlights, no brains.

Filed under: aggressive, car lights, clueless, observation, speeding, tailgating