2008 August | L.A. Can't Drive - Part 2

Argh, What an Asshole!

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Remember how I said it makes no sense whatsoever for assnuts to tailgate other drivers in the canyons?  Well, it makes even less sense to illegally pass on these narrow roads, which is exactly what this sh*thead did in his dilapidated Hyundai XG350.  The asshole meter is as high as it [...]

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Flatbed Truck Nearly Mows Down 2 Vehicles

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Full marks for this mobile road hazard–talk about falling asleep at the wheel and panicking for no reason whatsoever…. As an aside, I have no idea why this photo came out so screwy–maybe my cell phone was tripping on acid. Perhaps it’s a photographic projection of what was happening inside this [...]

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Lost Truck Ignores Other Vehicles on the Road

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter OK…if you drive a large commercial vehicle, it is your responsibility to know where you’re going. If you don’t know where you’re going, it’s also your responsibility to drive as safely as possible until you get your bearings. Forget about the fact that you’re representing your company, but more importantly you’re [...]

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Moron Hits Pedestrian while Reversing

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter If it’s a felony to get in the face of a pilot while you’re in air, what is it if you hit a pilot while you’re still on the ground? This photo was taken at LAX while we were circling around, waiting for a friend to pick up his checked luggage. [...]

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“Clueless” Isn’t Just a Movie…It’s a Biography

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter God, I wish we could’ve gotten a picture of this one. Hopefully the diagram will make sense. I got this photo of this strip mall by Ventura and Radford from GoogleMaps. The red oval was a white Infinity G35 with 4 high school girls in it. They were attempting to make [...]

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