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Here we go, yet another Prius driver who doesn’t have a clue about how to drive. I wish Angelenos will one day stop treating the Prius as an “image” car, because people here who tend to buy things because they’re trendy, hip, seemingly progressive, etc. also tend to be insecure, egocentric gall stones who drive like sh*t. I could care less that gas-guzzling Escalades get a bad rap for having bad drivers…but the Prius? Something that’s actually better for the environment than the average car? Of course, leave it to arrogant pricks to soil the reputation of a good thing. Anyway, this dumb ho on Beverly was driving so erratically that she apparently confused herself by signaling left while in the #1 lane to go to her right and almost hits a black Mercedes in the process. Aside from needing to know how to check her mirrors and blind spots, maybe she shouldn’t weave so much or drive so fast if she has no idea how to use her signal toggle and is directionally-challenged. Instead of becoming a more careful driver, at least temporarily, this near-collision just emboldened this image-conscious wench even more, as she sped away, impatiently weaving between more cars to try to beat them out at each subsequent stop sign intersection. Does it really take an actual automobile collision for people like this to get a clue?

Filed under: aggressive, car lights, clueless, observation, speeding