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Doddering Dolt Doesn’t Look before She Leaps

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Insane in the membrane…insane in the brain! This senile old bat’s ability to drive expired a looooong time ago. First of all, would you people know what I’m talking about when I say she had the “senior scowl” on her [...]

Allow Us to Pause for Earthquake Safety

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So I experienced my first California earthquake yesterday, or at least it was the first one I felt where I was awake. Before I continue with some reader submissions, it’s important to note that there is a theory on earthquake safety [...]

Pasadena Drivers Susceptible to Night Blindness

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We’ve been featuring a lot of assholes lately, so I thought it fitting to throw an idiot in there just to mix things up a bit. This photo of what I believe is a Toyota Camry was taken on Green St. [...]

Inconsideration Prevails in Griffith Park Fire Evacuation

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I was living on the Upperwest Side and was stuck in Flushing Meadows in New York City during the northeast blackout of 2003. People were patiently walking in droves over miles to wherever they needed to be. Drivers were giving strangers rides to the bridges connecting the boroughs. [...]

When Will L.A. Grasp the Concept of Right-of-Way?

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When will L.A. drivers understand the concept of yielding and right-of-way? This is one of my biggest pet peeves about driving in this town. For example, i was driving up Coldwater on my way back from work, and this tool [...]

Crazy Princess Tries to Pass on Off-Ramp

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I’m slowly learning that the Brand/Central off-ramp off the 134 Fwy in Glendale is a frequent exit for assholes in the Valley. This whacked out ho who clearly looked like she thought way too highly of herself thought it prudent to [...]

Typical L.A. Arrogance in an Escalade

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This lady is not an example of driver ignorance in L.A., but rather she’s an archetype for driver arrogance. Not that it’s very PC (even though oftentimes it’s true), but you can’t even say that she was driving as if she [...]

Tailgating for Sport

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The fact that so many drivers in Los Angeles treat their cars as an extension of their egos still boggles my mind.  Case in point, I haven’t seen more drivers obsessed with “lane-blocking” in any other city than L.A.  Is it really [...]

Maroon Ghost Rider in Glendale

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When you’re driving around on much roomier Valley streets, the number of cars cruising around at night without headlights on really jumps out at you. Most of us know that there are certain driving basics in play whenever you get behind [...]

Psycho Needs to be Permanently Removed from Streets

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OK, so if I had initially known this guy was as crazy and cracked out as he eventually revealed, I would have reported him to the police. Alas, he drove away too quickly for us to get down his info. [...]