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Bumpers Higher than Your Sideview Mirror

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Don’t forget everyone, the hands-free cell phone law goes into effect tomorrow. So if you haven’t purchased one yet, get a Bluetooth or some other headset for your phone at Best Buy, Costco, etc. Don’t bother with these large clunky [...]

Beware of Lobotomized Driver of Geo Metro

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There were so many problems with this submission, I don’t know where to begin. My guess is that this guy was a drunk driver. If he was just clueless or lost, he was doing a pathetically poor job at driving [...]

Tailgating Prick in a Chevy

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At one point, this impatient asshole was driving only 5 feet behind the white Scion going 60 mph on the 405 North Freeway. They are about 12 feet apart in this photo. We were coming home from a poker tourney [...]

A Glimpse of One’s Commute with Road Ragers

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There’ve been quite a few posts here of people using the curb lane for parked cars as a passing lane. Naturally, this happens most often at intersections where you often have an impatient, egocentric, speeding, tailgating, non-signaling punk (like this tool [...]

A Few More Inches Can Go a Long Way (Not What You Think)

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Yes, folks, size is everything. This is what I mean: Here’s a submission regarding another poor parking job. With vehicles getting larger and larger and parking spaces more or less staying the same size (how many townships or mall parking [...]

L.A. Rated Most Congested City in the Nation

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So this punk in an Audi A4 2.0T is one lucky piece of shite because he just missed a CHP cop by seconds, who had just pulled over another vehicle, before he sped by at top speed on Cahuenga Pass just off [...]

The Community Speaks Out on Bad Parking Job

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When I got this submission, I nearly snorted my coffee out of my nose. When the tearing stopped, I zoomed in to see if “asshole!” was actually written on this person’s bumper (using lipstick, I think). Looked real to me! [...]

Serve and Protect, but Set a Good Example?

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Let me preface this post by saying that I have the utmost respect for police officers. Some of my closest friends back in New York have been cops, and they really do a great service to our community at great risk [...]

Ever Heard of Taking Turns?

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First off, allow me to apologize for the sporadic posts. We just moved to another neighborhood, so it’s been taking a while to get settled. But keep sending those submissions! Don’t worry, we will get to them all in [...]

Heatwave = Prickwave

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You know how I’ve said that Escalade and Mustang drivers seem to be the worst? Well, you might want to add Ford F-150 drivers in there as well. For some reason, I’ve been encountering more and more thick-skulled assholes driving [...]