2008 June | L.A. Can't Drive

Bumpers Higher than Your Sideview Mirror

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Don’t forget everyone, the hands-free cell phone law goes into effect tomorrow. So if you haven’t purchased one yet, get a Bluetooth or some other headset for your phone at Best Buy, Costco, etc. Don’t bother with these large clunky devices that plug into your cigarette lighter that have mics attached [...]

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Beware of Lobotomized Driver of Geo Metro

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter There were so many problems with this submission, I don’t know where to begin. My guess is that this guy was a drunk driver. If he was just clueless or lost, he was doing a pathetically poor job at driving safely while gathering his bearings. Either way, you be the judge: [...]

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Tailgating Prick in a Chevy

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter At one point, this impatient asshole was driving only 5 feet behind the white Scion going 60 mph on the 405 North Freeway. They are about 12 feet apart in this photo. We were coming home from a poker tourney in Brentwood and came across this dick in a Chevy with [...]

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A Glimpse of One’s Commute with Road Ragers

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter There’ve been quite a few posts here of people using the curb lane for parked cars as a passing lane. Naturally, this happens most often at intersections where you often have an impatient, egocentric, speeding, tailgating, non-signaling punk (like this tool driving the dark sedan) sitting to your right at a [...]

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A Few More Inches Can Go a Long Way (Not What You Think)

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Yes, folks, size is everything. This is what I mean: Here’s a submission regarding another poor parking job. With vehicles getting larger and larger and parking spaces more or less staying the same size (how many townships or mall parking lots are actually repainting parking lines?), it really is our responsibility [...]

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