2008 May | L.A. Can't Drive - Part 2

L.A. Can’t Find His Car???

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Full marks for idiocy!  We were leaving the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood after having some drinks with friends and came across this guy who was so drunk off his rocker that he was talking to himself while trying to find his car.  I sh*t you not, this guy had his car [...]

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Driver with Caveman Intelligence – Maybe He Uses Geico

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter So in yesterday’s post, I mentioned how I was en route to pick up some friends at LAX who were flying in from New York.  Well, here’s a photo of a Mazda CX-7 SUV on La Cienega that just added to yesterday’s rainy, cloudy mess.  When I pulled up to the [...]

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It’s Dark, It’s Raining – Where Are Your Headlights?

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter It amazes me that we’re closing in on the 3-year anniversary of the “headlights on while raining” law in California, and yet 2 out of every 3 cars on the road today in L.A. were driving around with headlights off and windshield wipers running.   Seriously people, even if it weren’t a [...]

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Hit any Cyclists Lately?

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter So the fact that this guy is actually navigating our streets offends me. His mere existence as an L.A. commuter insults me. It’s bad enough that so many of us succumb to road rage during rush hour, but what about at noon when traffic is light? What justification do you possibly [...]

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Aggressive Tailgating for No Reason Whatsoever

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter I thought it was only fitting to follow up yesterday’s post with this photo of this impatient lady yammering away on her cell phone on Riverside in North Hollywood.  First of all, she started aggressively tailgating my vehicle despite the fact that I was going along with the flow of traffic.  [...]

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