Road Raging on a Weekend Morning

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Though I don’t agree with it, I can actually understand road rage during a frustrating weekday rush hour commute. But how about 8:30 a.m. on a Saturday morning? The driver of this shizzy Lincoln Mark VIII was easily barreling down Beverly Blvd. at 50 mph and nearly rear-ended us in the #1 lane while trying to pass a red sedan in the #2 lane. We were already going 40 mph, which is above the speed limit in this area anyway. There was absolutely no traffic whatsoever–so seriously, what’s the rush dickhead? Maybe he’s just bitter that graduating from UCLA Law in 1994 (think vanity plate) didn’t do anything for him in terms of wealth or status. We took this photo of this fat piece of elephant dung in his busted-looking vehicle (that was in desperate need of a car wash) just before he turned right onto Highland. Any bets on whether he signaled?
Filed under: aggressive, car lights, speeding
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Maybe it did in ‘94 but he blew his wad on his 1 case that he won on that overpriced Mark VIII that I’m suprised the air bag suspension is still working and a cookie cutter McMansion that he just lost said wad on when he re-fi’d it last year. I’m looking too far into it and digging too deep, ain’t I? I’ll go back into my corner now……….