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Los Angeles is full of physically attractive women.  Unfortunately, a very large percentage of these women are also shallow, self-centered, and dumb as sh*t.  All I have to say is that I agree with my friends who tell me that I was lucky to get married before moving out here, because quite frankly, the dating scene is just brutal.  Easy to get ass, hard to find quality and substance if you’re looking to settle down.  Personally, I just think the better girls are harder to find because of the sheer size of this sprawling suburb, compounded by the fact that we’re all isolated in our vehicles, our homes, or our place of work.  With that said, the arrow is actually pointing to a BMW that had 3 relatively attractive young women in it; however, all 3 were unfortunately dressed like prissy little whores and sported lip gloss as shiny as flypaper.  Well, this just shows that sometimes you actually can judge a book by its cover, since these girls proceeded to speed as fast as they could on Cahuenga East (parallel to the 101 Fwy) before 2 lanes merged into 1.  When the road eventually merged, they started aggressively tailgating the white sedan in front of them, despite the fact that all cars were already going 50 in a 40 mph zone and there wasn’t anywhere for the white car could go.  What possible good does tailgating like ditzy wenches do in a situation like this?  Looks fade, ladies, but a good heart lasts forever.  These girls should have been told to get smart a long time ago, though I wouldn’t be surprised if they learned how to behave this way from their parents.

Filed under: aggressive, clueless, speeding, tailgating