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OK, I will at least say that the brunette driver of this red Toyota Matrix along Santa Monica in West Hollywood was smoking hot.  With that said, being gorgeous does not give you the right to drive like you’re in a third world country.   We first noticed her zooming in and out of lanes tailgating every car in front of her.  However, she definitely came across as more of a dimwitted bombshell rather than an asshole, because as we got closer, we saw her bopping around in her driver seat with this big grin on her face, dancing to loud music that was blaring out of her open windows.  In fact, one could say that the car was dancing, since while she was driving, she was actually braking her car to the beat of the music–cue the music video, people.  Umm, I know you like pretty lights and all that, but that’s a vehicle, not a drum machine.  She was waving her arms in and out of the car instead of signaling while coasting along as if it were Mardi Gras, which was even more of an issue considering her erratic lane changes.  At one point when we pulled up next to her, she just looked straight at us and smiled.  Naturally, I smiled back….then snapped this photo as she pulled away.  Hey lady, you want to be the center of attention?  You got it….

Filed under: car lights, clueless, tailgating