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Though I happen to know a few great people who live in the Palazzo East, I have to say that I’ve had way too may bad encounters along Hauser with assholes who live in that apartment complex. I mean seriously, one [...]
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Real phone conversation on Saturday, April 26, around 3:15 p.m.
<dialing 888-40-LIMOS>
Operator: “Hello, Deluxe Limousine.”
Me: “Hi, we’re driving on Highland, and we thought you should know that some clients who hired your limo company are standing through the open sunroof while one of [...]
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On our way home from dinner today from the Valley in Encino to the West Side, we saw at least 20 cars driving around without headlights. TWENTY! And the streets weren’t that crowded, either. Here’s a photo of a Toyota [...]
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Alright, so this driver sucked horse dick on so many levels. I was in the back seat in my friend’s car on the 405 near the 90 interchange on our way to Venice. This punk in a Nissan Z starts riding [...]
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Before I talk about this Jeep Laredo, let me first tell you of a guy that tried to make a left turn into opposing one-way traffic from Little Santa Monica despite ample “NO LEFT TURN” signs and a guy who was honking [...]
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Wow, how the hell did this kid get his driver’s license? First of all, shame on his parents for letting him drive this hulking Ford Expedition when he could barely stay in his lane all along Santa Monica. More importantly, this kid [...]
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I ragged on the native Los Angelenos a few posts back, so it’s only fair to harp on a transplant. I won’t say from where, but it’s clear that this guy and his friends brought their driving habits from wherever they’re originally [...]
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As the cold weather goes away in the warmer months, so do the brain cells in L.A. No joke, as the average daily temperature increases, so does the number of our bad driving encounters. Naturally, cloudy days with rain is the exception [...]
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There’s are variations of a saying that go something like this: “Anyone driving faster than me is an asshole. Anyone driving slower than me is an idiot.” Unfortunately, there’s a lot of truth to that statement in the mindset of a vast [...]
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This guy is a classic of example of a bad native driver. He exhibited the typical malaise and carefree nature of a southern Californian behind the wheel. This hick-looking tool was driving a really old Mazda with a license plate that started [...]
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