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Birds of a Feather Live Together – High Maintenance Assholes

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Though I happen to know a few great people who live in the Palazzo East, I have to say that I’ve had way too may bad encounters along Hauser with assholes who live in that apartment complex. I mean seriously, one [...]

Apathy or Ambivalence?

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Real phone conversation on Saturday, April 26, around 3:15 p.m.
<dialing 888-40-LIMOS>
Operator: “Hello, Deluxe Limousine.”
Me: “Hi, we’re driving on Highland, and we thought you should know that some clients who hired your limo company are standing through the open sunroof while one of [...]

Lots of Drivers Suffering Heat Stroke Today

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On our way home from dinner today from the Valley in Encino to the West Side, we saw at least 20 cars driving around without headlights. TWENTY! And the streets weren’t that crowded, either.  Here’s a photo of a Toyota [...]

Tailgating and Speeding Blind on the Freeway

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Alright, so this driver sucked horse dick on so many levels.   I was in the back seat in my friend’s car on the 405 near the 90 interchange on our way to Venice.  This punk in a Nissan Z starts riding [...]

Look Before You Leap….

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Before I talk about this Jeep Laredo, let me first tell you of a guy that tried to make a left turn into opposing one-way traffic from Little Santa Monica despite ample “NO LEFT TURN” signs and a guy who was honking [...]