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Someone’s Been Watching Too Much ‘Entourage’

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Alas, here we are again on Burton Way.  Though I’ve been coming to L.A. sporadically over the past 7 years, the last year and a half of constant exposure has taught me that while en route going west to Beverly Hills, Wilshire [...]

Your Mother Would Not Be Proud

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Wow, this guy was a royal jackass!  Will someone get a hooker to sleep with this grimy-looking, clearly sexually frustrated piece of fungus.  Yes, the vitriol is well-deserved.  So unfortunately, we were on the same route as this asshole for quite a [...]

Nearly Rear-Ended (Again)

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Some of you might remember that my wife and I got our first rear-enders (2 within a week) a few months ago.  Well, naturally, we’re still a tad paranoid about the plethora of distracted and clueless L.A. drivers who approach the rear [...]

Impatience Is the Norm

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A friend of mine who is a native of Los Angeles (Brentwood), but now lives in New York, came back to visit over Thanksgiving. When I first created this blog last year as a means to vent, he laughed and joked [...]

Even This Was a Rarity by L.A. Standards

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If you saw this white Acura MDX 930 on Crescent that we saw on our way to a birthday party, even you would think, “Wow, what a sucky driver, even by L.A. standards.”  It wasn’t even that late on a [...]