2007 November | L.A. Can't Drive

Someone’s Been Watching Too Much ‘Entourage’

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Alas, here we are again on Burton Way.  Though I’ve been coming to L.A. sporadically over the past 7 years, the last year and a half of constant exposure has taught me that while en route going west to Beverly Hills, Wilshire has more idiots while Burton has more assholes.  For [...]

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Your Mother Would Not Be Proud

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Wow, this guy was a royal jackass!  Will someone get a hooker to sleep with this grimy-looking, clearly sexually frustrated piece of fungus.  Yes, the vitriol is well-deserved.  So unfortunately, we were on the same route as this asshole for quite a while on La Cienega and on Fairfax.  First off, [...]

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Nearly Rear-Ended (Again)

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Some of you might remember that my wife and I got our first rear-enders (2 within a week) a few months ago.  Well, naturally, we’re still a tad paranoid about the plethora of distracted and clueless L.A. drivers who approach the rear of our vehicles too quickly, too closely.  Granted, I [...]

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Impatience Is the Norm

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter A friend of mine who is a native of Los Angeles (Brentwood), but now lives in New York, came back to visit over Thanksgiving. When I first created this blog last year as a means to vent, he laughed and joked with me saying that I was only frustrated because I [...]

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Even This Was a Rarity by L.A. Standards

Exhibit A: Exhibit B: Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter If you saw this white Acura MDX 930 on Crescent that we saw on our way to a birthday party, even you would think, “Wow, what a sucky driver, even by L.A. standards.”  It wasn’t even that late on a Friday night, and this driver had to [...]

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