2007 June | L.A. Can't Drive - Part 2

Another Jerk in an Escalade EXT

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Ahh, another classic example of how Escalade drivers just suck balls in general. This b*tch tries to muscle her way into the left lane without signaling and without waiting for clearance. You can already see cars ahead of us trying to veer out of the way to avoid getting hit. Now [...]

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Support the Troops – Mow Down the Civilian Drivers

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter This asshole in a Chevy SUV felt completely entitled to tailgate and flash his headlights at us in the carpool lane during rush hour. Hey jackass, do you expect all cars to clear the road for your almighty ego? Even if I weren’t in front of him, driving a good 80 [...]

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Holding up Traffic in the Carpool Lane

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter The driver of this car had a self-righteous smug look on her face, as if she were making some sort of stand for human rights in Darfur, though knowing nothing of the subject or even where Darfur is on the map. Yes, there are times when one chooses to make a [...]

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Oblivious Gonad-for-Brains

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter So I was driving behind this guy in a white Pontiac down Rodeo (I believe…one of those “diagonal” streets in Beverly Hills). He’s one of those drivers that just make you go, “wow”. You know what I’m talking about. Anyway, I noticed how he was drifting in and out of lanes [...]

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Red Mustang above Parking Restrictions

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Remember when I said that Escalade drivers tend to be assholes who bully others on the road, tailgate, never signal, etc.? Likewise, unfortunately, good Mustang drivers tend to get a bad rap because of the poor, aggressive, and foolish driving habits from what seems to be a majority of Mustang drivers. [...]

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