L.A. Can't Drive

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Ahh, another classic example of how Escalade drivers just suck balls in general. This b*tch tries to muscle her way into the left lane without signaling and without waiting for clearance. You can already see cars ahead of us trying to veer out of the way to avoid getting hit. Now I realize that a big reason why L.A. drivers don’t signal while making lane changes is because of the plethora of assholes that drive these roads who often accelerate when they see someone who wants to “cut in front of them”. Forget about the fact that this is an inherent attitude problem that will take generations to fix, and not signaling will only cause more problems on the road. But in this particular situation, the asshole chose not to signal AND not to wait for clearance in the lane next to her. In fact, she felt completely entitled in her gas-guzzling, juggernaut of a vehicle to drive how she pleases, regardless of those around her. And in case you might think that I’m jumping to harsh conclusions, her shouting, self-entitled attitude behind the wheel (yes, she was yelling at other drivers) and the visibly cracked driver’s side view mirror are more than enough proof for me to put money on the fact that vagoid here drives like this on a regular basis (and probably collides into other objects and vehicles along the way).

Filed under: aggressive, car lights