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This asshole in a Chevy SUV felt completely entitled to tailgate and flash his headlights at us in the carpool lane during rush hour. Hey jackass, do you expect all cars to clear the road for your almighty ego? Even if I weren’t in front of him, driving a good 80 mph by the way and completely on pace with the rest of traffic, he would’ve had a whole string of cars to contend with. Dicklet then prematurely ejaculates in his car, deciding that we’re all going too slowly, and illegally crosses the double yellow lines in order to try to pass the entire freeway by veering all the way to the right lane (lane #5 or #6) and using that as a passing lane, going a good 95-100 mph. The irony of all of this was that he was sporting a “Support Our Troops” ribbon-sticker on his SUV. So what, support the troops–kill the civilians? Is that a new a motto to live by for hypocritical road ragers like this one?

Filed under: aggressive, car lights, clueless, tailgating