Oblivious Gonad-for-Brains
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So I was driving behind this guy in a white Pontiac down Rodeo (I believe…one of those “diagonal” streets in Beverly Hills). He’s one of those drivers that just make you go, “wow”. You know what I’m talking about. Anyway, I noticed how he was drifting in and out of lanes without signaling, stopping in the middle street at random, standing still at a traffic light well after it’s turned green, etc. So I bust out the camera, thinking: okay, here’s another mental driver who’s clearly lost his bearings and is probably completely unaware that he shares the road with other cars, many of which were keeping their distance from a blatantly oblivious driver. The man you see on the corner starts to wonder, as I do, what the hell this driver thinks he’s doing at a red light at the intersection of Wilshire and Rodeo. Forget about the fact that he wasn’t signaling for a turn; I’ve already settled on the fact that he probably thinks the signal toggle to the left of his steering column is a small pole to wipe boogers off his fingers. Rather, this guy blatantly, and slowly I might add, proceeds to make a right turn despite a sign that states quite clearly: NO TURN ON RED. Another genius for the books, folks.
Filed under: car lights, observation