Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter After driving on cramped Little Santa Monica, the nice, wide lanes of Burton Way are refreshing. No more worrying about idiotic drivers drifting out of their lanes and sideswiping your car, right? Wrong–especially if you happen to share the [...]
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Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Here’s my theory as to why driving in Los Angeles is so much more dangerous than driving in most other cities or urban sprawls: you never know who’s a psycho behind the wheel. Think of the Matrix–any driver in any [...]
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Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Granted, the drive to protect one’s own flock and prioritize them above all others is human nature. However, blatant disregard for other lives that walk this earth seems to be downright callous and against human nature. Well, tell me [...]
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Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Question: What must you do if you hear the sirens of an emergency vehicle on the road? Answer: Not what this asshole did.
The correct answer, which I believe applies nationally but is certainly law in California, is “Pull to [...]
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Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Here is a perfect example of someone blatantly ignoring traffic laws that was submitted by a reader. However, I’m going to be lenient and keep the asshole meter at 2, since my guess is that this guy and his navigator [...]
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Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Ahh, another classic example of how Escalade drivers just suck balls in general. This b*tch tries to muscle her way into the left lane without signaling and without waiting for clearance. You can already see cars ahead of us trying [...]
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Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter This asshole in a Chevy SUV felt completely entitled to tailgate and flash his headlights at us in the carpool lane during rush hour. Hey jackass, do you expect all cars to clear the road for your almighty ego? Even [...]
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Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter The driver of this car had a self-righteous smug look on her face, as if she were making some sort of stand for human rights in Darfur, though knowing nothing of the subject or even where Darfur is on the map. [...]
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Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter So I was driving behind this guy in a white Pontiac down Rodeo (I believe…one of those “diagonal” streets in Beverly Hills). He’s one of those drivers that just make you go, “wow”. You know what I’m talking about. [...]
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Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Remember when I said that Escalade drivers tend to be assholes who bully others on the road, tailgate, never signal, etc.? Likewise, unfortunately, good Mustang drivers tend to get a bad rap because of the poor, aggressive, and foolish driving [...]
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