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Near Side-On Collision on Little Santa Monica

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Thank God this asshole found religion a few seconds before he nearly rammed into a few cars after running a red light. This isn’t a case of someone trying to beat out a yellow light. Traffic has already started moving south and pedestrians have already started crossing the street when you [...]

SUV Chicken in Broad Daylight

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Here’s another clueless driver: female, caucasian, brunette, clueless wannabe actress type, white Mercedes SUV, looks lost behind the wheel. What does she do? She makes a left onto Larchmont from a side street and attempts to merge with northbound traffic. Most drivers ride the area in the middle of the road [...]

March = Bad Month for Honda Civic Drivers

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter What’s with female Honda Civic drivers this month? I’ve already posted two that score high on the assholette chart, and those are only the ones I’ve managed to get pictures of. This genius was speeding through Laurel Canyon tailgating the entire way. When two lanes emerged, she became frantic, erratically switching [...]

Using One’s "Discretion" with One-Way Traffic Signs

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter We who live here know the value of navigating surface streets via back alleys. Many are in dire need of repair. Most allow two-way traffic despite the fact that they’re usually way too narrow for two average cars to sit side by side. In this case in Beverly Hills, this alley [...]

The Me First Attitude Never Fails

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter OK, so traffic was moving slowly on the 405. That’s L.A. Live with it, take the surface streets, or move. But don’t take the carpool lane if you’re the only one in the car. This wouldn’t have annoyed me so much if this assholette wasn’t tailgating every car that was legitimately [...]