2007 February | L.A. Can't Drive - Part 2

Rushing 3 Yards in 15 Carries

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter This assholette was tailgating me and every other car that dared get in her way in the left lane during relatively slow traffic on Laurel Canyon. Did she actually think she was making any progress or making any statement other than I’m a wench with no class? And God forbid if [...]

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Pedestrians as Walking Targets

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter This asshole was too preoccupied yapping into his cell phone to see that pedestrians (like myself) were crossing the street. Instead, he was so eager to make a left off of Little Santa Monica that immediately when he saw an opening in automobile traffic, he gunned it (without seeing an opening [...]

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There’s Something about Wilshire….

Idiocy Meter (for both cars) Asshole Meter (for both cars) It’s our first double-header! The photo on top shows this dude whose car was actually in motion during slow rush hour traffic while his face was stuck in his paper. Given that both of his hands were being used to hold up the comics section, [...]

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Sexual Frustrated, Male, 20′s, Needs a Hug

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter We all know that there are just worse drivers at night–long, hard day at work; drinking; puffing the magic dragon; bad audition; blue balls in lieu of another lonely night ahead in bed. Shouldn’t that make drivers more cautious and attentive on the road? Not dickless here, who was aggressively tailgating [...]

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Shizzy Cars Shouldn’t Equal Shizzy Driving

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Hey all….this is another submission from a fellow reader. My guess is this guy might be running some sort of door-to-door drug service. But here you go: “So, I was oh-so-calmly driving home on Sunday night…without incident, mind you…when this asshole ruined a near perfect game on the road. I was [...]

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