2007 January | L.A. Can't Drive - Part 2

Holier than Thou Senior from Mt. Olympus

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter I’m sitting at a red light, and just as the light turns green, my friend and I all of a sudden hear honking behind us. We’re like, is this guy honking at us? Does he think he’s a New York City cab or something? This self-righteous, geriatric asshole then proceeds to [...]

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Captain Obvious, Protector of the Self-Explanatory Signal

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter So this car was aimlessly drifting between lanes without signaling. One incident? Fine, could’ve been a mistake. Switching twice on the same street without signaling? Getting more careless. Three times now? You start to wonder if the person knows what a signal toggle switch is. Then all of a sudden, you [...]

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Another Night, Another Impatient Asshole

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter This one seems boring according to general Los Angeles bad driving standards. It’s just another non-signaling, tailgating prick aggressively weaving in and out of traffic at night (making no progress along the way), with a 33% chance of having some controlled substance in his system.

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Don’t Use Out-of-Towners as Scapegoats: Even the Natives Can’t Drive

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter For those who try to attribute the bad driving in Los Angeles to the influx of out-of-staters, may I direct their attention to Exhibit A, a lady in her late 50′s (I labelled her as a “senior”…close enough) with an old, dark blue California license plate that starts with the number [...]

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Another Person Driving in the Dark

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter This is my best picture so far demonstrating yet another dimwitted wannabe socialite Los Angeles driver tootling along the streets (this time, it’s in Beverly Hills) at night without his/her headlights on. There is no way you can possibly look at the sky in this picture and say that it would [...]

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