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Beware of Blue Ferrari: Blue Sand

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter This jerkoff drives a blue Ferrari with the license plate “Blue Sand”. Apparently, he’s too cool to see cars parked on the right most lane on Crescent Heights as he speeds down the road trying to pass as many cars as possible. You think he’d learn his lesson the first time, [...]

Everyone’s Business Is Always More Important than Yours

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter So the asshole and idiocy meters aren’t so high on this one, because frankly many people I talk to do the same thing this guy did (though these very same people will still complain about it when someone does it to them). What am I talking about? I’m talking about the [...]

Near Collision with Merging SUV

Exhibit A:Exhibit B:Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter There’s a fine line between waiting for an opening in traffic and bullying one’s way into traffic. Who am I kidding? It’s as clear as day which is which. If there’s an opening and traffic is moving at a safe merging speed, then slowly signal your car into a [...]

You Can Smell Them A Mile Away

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Do you know when you just get an undeniable gut feeling about someone you see in a room at a party? Well, the same thing happens on the road. You just knew this guy with the lame racing stripe down the middle of his car was a jackass waiting to demonstrate [...]

The Worst Driver of the Day (BY FAR)

Exhibit A:Exhibit B:Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter (just for being behind the wheel) OK, so I thought that this guy was just aggressive because he didn’t want to wait his turn in the left lane going south on Laurel Canyon to go straight; instead he went up the right lane and then cut in front of [...]