ss_blog_claim=5e5ab821d1329d2eb37ef85c05213cff

Beware of Blue Ferrari: Blue Sand

Idiocy Meter

Asshole Meter

This jerkoff drives a blue Ferrari with the license plate “Blue Sand”. Apparently, he’s too cool to see cars parked on the right most lane on Crescent Heights as he speeds down the road trying to pass as many cars as possible. [...]

Everyone’s Business Is Always More Important than Yours

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter So the asshole and idiocy meters aren’t so high on this one, because frankly many people I talk to do the same thing this guy did (though these very same people will still complain about it when someone does it to them). [...]

Near Collision with Merging SUV

Exhibit A:Exhibit B:Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter There’s a fine line between waiting for an opening in traffic and bullying one’s way into traffic. Who am I kidding? It’s as clear as day which is which. If there’s an opening and traffic is moving at [...]

You Can Smell Them A Mile Away

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter Do you know when you just get an undeniable gut feeling about someone you see in a room at a party? Well, the same thing happens on the road. You just knew this guy with the lame racing stripe down the [...]

The Worst Driver of the Day (BY FAR)

Exhibit A:Exhibit B:Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter (just for being behind the wheel) OK, so I thought that this guy was just aggressive because he didn’t want to wait his turn in the left lane going south on Laurel Canyon to go straight; instead he went up the [...]

Holier than Thou Senior from Mt. Olympus

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter I’m sitting at a red light, and just as the light turns green, my friend and I all of a sudden hear honking behind us. We’re like, is this guy honking at us? Does he think he’s a New York City [...]

Captain Obvious, Protector of the Self-Explanatory Signal

Idiocy Meter

Asshole Meter

So this car was aimlessly drifting between lanes without signaling. One incident? Fine, could’ve been a mistake. Switching twice on the same street without signaling? Getting more careless. Three times now? You start to wonder if the [...]

Another Night, Another Impatient Asshole

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter This one seems boring according to general Los Angeles bad driving standards. It’s just another non-signaling, tailgating prick aggressively weaving in and out of traffic at night (making no progress along the way), with a 33% chance of having some controlled substance [...]

Don’t Use Out-of-Towners as Scapegoats: Even the Natives Can’t Drive

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter For those who try to attribute the bad driving in Los Angeles to the influx of out-of-staters, may I direct their attention to Exhibit A, a lady in her late 50’s (I labelled her as a “senior”…close enough) with an old, dark blue [...]

Another Person Driving in the Dark

Idiocy Meter Asshole Meter This is my best picture so far demonstrating yet another dimwitted wannabe socialite Los Angeles driver tootling along the streets (this time, it’s in Beverly Hills) at night without his/her headlights on. There is no way you can possibly look at the [...]