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Wow does time fly, serious apologies for not updating the site with new submissions. Here’s one we got a few months ago via text message:
“This guy. Takes a quick left in front of oncoming traffic, instead of yielding, and then brakes in front of oncoming traffic because he didn’t see the pedestrians in his way. So, oncoming traffic has to slam on their brakes and slide, nearly striking the driver, who manages to get out of the way before an impact. In other words, this driver failed to yield to oncoming traffic and nearly caused a very bad accident.
When I approached the driver after he parked, he took ZERO responsibility. In other words, he didn’t understand he was supposed to yield to oncoming traffic. Sadly, I’m not even sure he understood what the word yield means. His excuse for making an illegal turn was to try to blame it on me. He didn’t understand that regardless of what speed you think a driver is or isn’t going, the law requires that you yield.
It’s sad that we are giving people driver’s licenses who don’t understand the law. Clearly, this guy didn’t. He didn’t get that he would be “at fault.” He just blamed it on someone else like it’s a personal issue versus a public safety and a legal one. Hey buddy, thanks for making car insurance in LA outrageous.”
I’ve had similar instances recently. Just yesterday, some douche in a Lincoln tried to lane split the right lane going eastbound on Burbank Blvd. approaching Van Nuys. The turn lane doesn’t appear until much farther down the road, but this impatient moron didn’t want to wait for rush hour traffic to move ahead and opted to squeeze his sedan between commuters and cars parked along the curb. He then had the audacity to honk at drivers who were signaling and legally proceeding to change lanes to enter the turn lane when it finally appeared.
Now the driver of the above photo likely knew he was wrong, but sometimes assholes like this will stubbornly defend their behavior against all sense of reason whenever confronted. (Ahem, Donald Trump.) Some primeval instinct takes over, and he probably thought that the submitter was challenging his manhood in some asinine way. But if ignorance really was the cause for much of this behavior, having drivers randomly selected every 6+ years for required driving tests and written exams in order to get their licenses renewed could help curb this problem.
Here’s a brilliant idea to think about. If you own a business and advertise it on your vehicle, don’t break the law while driving it! Common sense right? Not so for the stereotypical horrible Angeleno driver…more like college level statistics in terms of comprehension difficulty. This moron in a green company van (couldn’t get a good look at the plates) was driving in afternoon rush hour traffic in Brentwood coming up either Westgate or Granville toward Sunset Blvd. Instead of patiently waiting behind other drivers waiting their turn to merge onto Sunset to go East toward the 405 Fwy, this jackass felt completely entitled to go into opposing traffic, zip past the line of cars in front of him, and block the intersection that clearly states to KEEP CLEAR. The fact that he didn’t signal is just an obvious assumption at this point. You think fu*kheads like this give a damn about signaling if they will risk head-on collisions and commit about 3 moving violations in a span of a few hundred feet just to get stuck once again in rush hour traffic? The ridiculous thing about this is that most drivers taking this route will allow waiting cars at side streets to merge in front of them one at a time…basic zippering through stop and go traffic. Then you have arrogant pricks like this fool who muck everything up, making the roads more unsafe and fellow drivers more peeved. The lettering on the side of the van says “share your emotions”. Here’ s one: you’re an asshole.
As the late Bill Compton once said, puns were the highest form of humor back in his day. Today they’re corny, but I just couldn’t help myself. A couple weeks ago as we were driving along the 134 Fwy E between Glendale and Pasadena when we noticed a white Toyota Rav4 (license plate 5YPD) driving in the #2 lane at a good 20 mph slower than surrounding traffic. So we figured here’s another oblivious LA driver who’s probably checking her social media on her phone and is oblivious to cars passing her from both sides. Instead, we encountered this lady clutching her cat like Mr. Bigglesworth. If that’s not considered distracted driving, then I’m a Chinese dude with chest hair. Seriously, why are people in this town still doing stupid sh*t like this on the road–and on the freeway, no less? Bond with your animal on the couch in your home. Not in the driver’s seat of your vehicle. Oh, and wanna know what kind of damages she could be looking at if her cat somehow suddenly swats at a bug flying the in car, scratching her face, causing her to careen into multiple vehicles at high speed? How about $1 million dollars…..muwahahaha! Why not full marks for idiocy? Well, a certain girly-man governor vetoed a bill in 2008 that would have made it illegal to drive in California with a pet on your lap. How he possibly could have thought that was infringement on individual rights is beyond me.
This submission from one of our regular contributors who owns a kick-ass dash cam shows classic, senseless Los Angeles leapfrogging behavior. Late to work one day because of a slowdown on the freeway? You can likely blame assholes like this moron driving a pickup.
“You know that’s not a lane, right dummy? Notice that solid white line? Yeah, that’s the shoulder and you’re not supposed to use it as a passing lane to gain a one-car advantage. You also need to get your signal lamps checked and repaired because they don’t work. If he wanted to pass, he could have at least accelerated as soon as he switched lanes. This took place on the 71 freeway in Pomona. The driver continued to weave in and out of lanes up ahead, of course without ever signaling. I cut it short because it was barely noticeable on camera.”
Nothing the pickup driver did in this video makes sense. None of it. Yet our roads are filled with asinine drivers like this who driving around like they’re in some friggen video game. These people are so clueless that I bet they would flunk a mandatory driving test if one were to be given by the DMV as a requirement for a driver’s license renewal.
It is important to note however that the driver he passed acted defensively. Note the brake lights? The driver slowed down to let this dickhead in from off the shoulder. Why some of you may ask? It’s never worth your life to teach jackasses a lesson. Protect yourself and your loved ones and let Karma do the work.
We have a backlog of submissions that we’re going to try to crank out over the next few weeks. Here’s a video submission we initially got back in December that exemplifies the classic aggressive and nonsensical driving we see all the time in this town:
“Asshole runs a red and passes illegally. The driver of this Chevy Caprice was initially behind me before swerving into the left lane while I was stopping for the yellow. The video explains the rest. How did running that red and using the shoulder and turn lane as a passing lane work out for you, hmm? I can see you really saved a lot of time. This guy has to be either drunk, high, or in a major hurry. Maybe his bladder is about to burst? Either way, unless he has someone dying, bleeding, or screaming in pain in the backseat of his car, there is no excuse for this behavior, which took place on Euclid (State Route 83) near Ontario.”
The roads weren’t even crowded, and it clearly wasn’t rush hour. This guy was just driving like a maniac for absolutely no reason other than for kicks at the expense of others’ safety. Here’s the ironic thing about all of this that I see all the time. He signaled and did so only for a turn. For some reason, so many aggressive drivers in Los Angeles pull all of these crazy stunts yet signal for an actual turn off the road. Yet, they never signal for lane changes…just turns. Odd, right? Then again, nothing makes sense in the minds of people who drive like this.
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